Grab Your (Mini) Umbrellas: A New England Tiki Bar Roundup

Backed by more kitschy caricature than authentic Polynesian culture, the tiki bar phenomenon lives on throughout New England.

Totems, palm thatching, and, yes, mini umbrellas. It might not be apparent at first glance, but tiki bars are as American as the drive-in movie theater. Or perhaps more aptly, as American as the fortune cookie. Venture into any one of these establishments and you’ll likely find a similar spread of viciously strong (mostly rum-based) drinks surrounded by faux-Polynesian kitsch. Neither the decor nor the colorful concoctions truly belong to any particular location. In true American fashion, the tiki bar represents a blurry hodgepodge of not-quite South Pacific iconography and cuisine.

The phenomenon began with one man’s desire for something different. Ernest Raymond Beaumont Gantt traveled around the South Pacific and wanted to take some of it back with him. In 1934 Los Angeles, under the legally-assumed name Donn Beach, Gantt opened Don the Beachcomber: the world’s first tiki bar. In 1937, Vic Bergeron opened Trader Vic’s in Oakland. Both poured rum cocktails (although the history of the Mai Tai and the Zombie, two tiki staples, is disputed) and served “Polynesian” fare (which was really a riff on Cantonese) against a backdrop of tropical exotica.

photo courtesy of Rhum in Portland, Maine

Tiki bars went mainstream in the wake of World War II, but changing tastes threw them into obscurity from the 1960s until around the 1990s, when the escapist fad experienced a revival. The thirst isn’t quite what it used to be, however. According to Boston-based tiki expert Brother Cleve, “A great many places have gone out of business in the last decade, including many that were around for decades. Owners realize the real estate is worth much more than the restaurant, and many locations are just torn down.”

Fortunately, tiki continues right here in New England. Whether it be the corners of a Chinese food restaurant’s drink menu, a weekly “tiki night,” or a full-on tiki bar, you can find echoes of this bizarre trend all around the region. Enjoy!

Tiki Bars in Massachusetts

Kowloon Restaurant

948 Broadway

Saugus, Massachusetts

You can’t miss this gargantuan restaurant while driving on Route 1 in Saugus. With over 1,200 seats, and Cantonese, Szechuan, Thai, and Japanese cuisines alongside Mai Tai and Scorpion Bowls, Kowloon boasts an experience of sheer breadth.

Hu Ke Lau

705 Memorial Drive

Chicopee, Massachusetts

Featuring Szechuan, Cantonese, and American cuisines; a drink menu with a limit of two-per-customer for its potent Zombies; and a 500-capacity showroom for live performances, the Hu Ke Lau must truly must be seen to be believed. If you’re looking for a quieter tiki offering in the Pioneer Valley, Tiki Tuesday drinks at The Green Room include Trader Vic’s original 1944 Mai Tai, Singapore Sling, and Pain Eraser.

The Green Room

28 Center Street

Northampton, Massachusetts

Tiki Bars in Vermont

Vermont’s tiki bar resurgence is nearly as potent as that of Massachusetts. From newer outdoor establishments to themed nights at pre-existing restaurants, the options listed here and more were recently reported in detail over at Seven Days.

Juniper at Hotel Vermont

41 Cherry Street

Burlington, Vermont

Captain Tom’s Tiki Bar

160 Bank Street

Burlington, Vermont

Mike’s Tiki Bar

44 Belden Hill Road

East Burke, Vermont

Tiki Bars in Maine

The tiki option in Maine is short but sweet. Opened in February 2016, Rhum’s “distinctly Portland, Maine flavor of Tiki” includes spicy mango wings and Krabby Patties, with drinks like the Bermuda Triangle and Cancelled Honeymoon on top of standards.

Rhum

98 Cross Street North

Portland, Maine

Tiki Bars in New Hampshire

Paradise Beach Club’s dedicated outdoor tiki bar features a bicycle-mounted blender for patrons’ use called a Fender Blender. If doing cardio to blend your own drinks seems counter-intuitive for your tastes, The Birch on Elm offers tapas-style fare and five “Tiki Time” staples: Zombie, Painkiller, Mai Tai, Singapore Sling, and Suffering Bastard.

Phukitz Tiki Bar at Paradise Beach Club

Weirs Beach, New Hampshire

The Birch on Elm

931 Elm St

Manchester, New Hampshire

Tiki Bars in Connecticut

Connecticut could do better, tiki-wise—or worse, depending on your opinions regarding pseudo-Polynesian essentialism. Elm City serves “seasonally inspired” comfort food, 1920s-inspired cocktails, and a handful of drinks with tiki bitters, e.g., Miracle Man (shaken), Pineapple Express (stirred), and a Curaçao-inflected punch called the Irish Hello. Old Greenwich provides American fare and four “Double Size Tiki Style” drinks: fruity rum numbers like Tod’s Treasure and Binney Park Swizzle.

Elm City Social

266 College Street

New Haven, Connecticut

The Old Greenwich Social Club

148 Sound Beach Avenue

Old Greenwich, Connecticut

Tiki Bars in Rhode Island

Ho Kong follows the Chinese restaurant assimilation of tiki drinks, which began back when tiki caught on in earnest. Ogie’s serves American food, but you can find Mai Tai, Zombie, and other tiki cocktails Saturday and Sunday nights seasonally at a dedicated tiki bar, and can order them from the restaurant’s regular bar on any occasion.

Ho Kong

366 Cumberland Hill Road

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Ogie’s Trailer Park

1155 Westminster Street

Providence, Rhode Island

All images courtesy of RhumPortland.com